Ever get the feeling that we’re all just living in a simulation? Like someone is controlling our every move in a twisted video game? Well, you’re not alone, sis. Lately, things have been getting weirder and weirder. It’s as if we’re stuck in a mash-up of Alice in Wonderland and a UFO sighting.
Speaking of strange, let’s talk about the food scene. Remember when our farms were filled with real, thriving animals and produce? Now it’s all about AI-generated 3D-printed sushi and protein-injected everything. Suddenly, raw milk is a magical cure-all, and there are even people out there convinced that vegetables are bad for you. It’s enough to make your eyes roll.
But wait, it gets even more bizarre. Costco, the king of bulk shopping, is now selling…simulated blueberry bagels. Dietitian Nazima Qureshi recently discovered this oddity on a trip to the warehouse. She thought she was treating her kids to a sweet snack, only to find out that these blueberry bagels were missing a key ingredient—actual blueberries. Instead, the label listed “simulated blueberries” followed by a concoction of additives like sugar and artificial flavors. Fans were not happy, feeling betrayed by the lack of real fruit in their breakfast.
Before you grab your pitchfork, let’s dissect the facts. These bagels were bought in Canada, where labeling regulations differ. Artificial blueberry bits must be labeled as “simulated blueberries” in the Great White North. Also, an alternative ingredient list suggests the presence of “blueberry flavored cranberries.” While it may still be misleading, at least now you’re clued into what you’re eating.
So, do we need to boycott Costco and start baking from scratch? Probably not. Just read the label before you buy. That way, if you do decide on those simulated bagels, you’re at least informed. And who knows, maybe this is as weird as it gets. Let’s hope so.
Peace Nero is a writer and blogger who loves to explore different topics of self-development. She shares her personal experiences in order to help people discover their true purpose in life.